WALANG MAISIP
Monday, January 02, 2006
Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy
Score: Until The Time Is Through - Five (Boyband, yebah!)
Pegs: Basta
At the film lobby, Tonet, Lei and I were talking about MYMP. Tamang tama naman at nag-play sa MP3 player ko ang "Get Me."
Yoshke: I really like this song.
Tonet: Alin?
Yoshke: Get Me ng MYMP.
Tonet and Lei: (sabay, gulat) Nye! Ampanget kaya.
Lei: Mas panget pa nga yan sa "Love Has Come My Way" ni Heart Evangelista.
Yoshke: (tahimik muna) Um, gusto ko rin yun e.
Isang gabi, nagtext si TP Winwin.
Win: Yoshke, isip tayo ng pangalan ng kunyari production outfit natin for our thesis.
Yoshke: Um... Bi Couple Productions?
Win: Haha. I like that. O sige.
Yoshke: Um, Jerwin, I was just kidding.
Sa McDo Philcoa habang hinihintay namin nila Chinggay, Ayn, Frances and Icang si JV, sobrang daming tao. Biglang bumagsak ang laptop sa sahig mula sa mesa. Syempre nagulat ako. Napasigaw ako ng sobrang lakas ng:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"
All eyes on me. Sa kabilang table, as in katabing-katabi ng table namin, ay nagmi-meeting ang Campus Crusade for Christ. I think I better get a more decent, non-blasphemous expression. This one's getting me in deep shameful shit.
Sa room ng mum ko. I was with my 2-year old nephew Yoshke (ako yung nagpangalan sa kanya kaya ganyan). Accidentally nabasag ko ang lamp ng aking mahal na ina. At ang tanging saksi ay si Yoshke.
Ako: When they ask you who broke that, you say MIMI (name of our cat). Understand?
Nephew: *nod*
Ako: Yaya forgot to close the door so Mimi entered, sat on the side table and broke the lamp. Understand?
Nephew: *nod*
Ako: Who entered the room?
Nephew:: Mimi!
Ako: Who sat on the side table?
Nephew: Mimi!
Ako: Who broke the lamp?
Nephew: Tito!
Ako: Who broke the lamp?
Nephew: Tito!
Ako: Mimi!
Nephew: Tito!
Naku!!! Kung hindi ko lang kapatid ang mummy mo...
Habit na ni Victor ang mang-injan. I always find myself being stood up kapag siya ang ka-meet ko kahit nung nasa Grade School pa kami. Kaya one time habang magka-text kami:
Victor: Wag ka na lang pumunta sa bahay. Mas OK na ako na lang pumunta dyan.
Yoshke: Wushoo, tas hindi ka pupunta. At least pag pupunta ako sa bahay mo, wala kang kawala, aryt?
Victor: Wala ako parati sa bahay lately. Meet na lang tayo. McDo or wherever.
Yoshke: Haynaku. Tamo, hindi ka darating. Minsan nga pag magkatext tayo, bigla ka na lang hindi nagrereply.
Ayun. Hindi na siya nagreply.
Alam mo, Victor. Eto na lang ha, sigurado ako na hindi kita makakalimutan batiin sa birthday mo (February 25). Pero, pag ako nakalimutan mo batiin ulit...:
YOUR CAR --- GASOLINE --- MY LIGHTER
Pero susulatan ko muna ng isang malaking COCOY INJANERO sa hood. Get the picture? Good. Some bestfriend I have here.
"Don't be alarmed, no don't be concerned.
I don't want to change things
leave them just as they were.
I mean nothing's really different
It's me who feel strange.
I'm always lost for words when someone mentions your name.
I know I'll get over this for sure
I'm not the type who dreams there could be more."
--- You Were There, Southern Sons
Umaga na pala. Papasok na nga ako.
Genre: Comedy
Score: Until The Time Is Through - Five (Boyband, yebah!)
Pegs: Basta
At the film lobby, Tonet, Lei and I were talking about MYMP. Tamang tama naman at nag-play sa MP3 player ko ang "Get Me."
Yoshke: I really like this song.
Tonet: Alin?
Yoshke: Get Me ng MYMP.
Tonet and Lei: (sabay, gulat) Nye! Ampanget kaya.
Lei: Mas panget pa nga yan sa "Love Has Come My Way" ni Heart Evangelista.
Yoshke: (tahimik muna) Um, gusto ko rin yun e.
* * *
Isang gabi, nagtext si TP Winwin.
Win: Yoshke, isip tayo ng pangalan ng kunyari production outfit natin for our thesis.
Yoshke: Um... Bi Couple Productions?
Win: Haha. I like that. O sige.
Yoshke: Um, Jerwin, I was just kidding.
* * *
Sa McDo Philcoa habang hinihintay namin nila Chinggay, Ayn, Frances and Icang si JV, sobrang daming tao. Biglang bumagsak ang laptop sa sahig mula sa mesa. Syempre nagulat ako. Napasigaw ako ng sobrang lakas ng:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"
All eyes on me. Sa kabilang table, as in katabing-katabi ng table namin, ay nagmi-meeting ang Campus Crusade for Christ. I think I better get a more decent, non-blasphemous expression. This one's getting me in deep shameful shit.
* * *
Sa room ng mum ko. I was with my 2-year old nephew Yoshke (ako yung nagpangalan sa kanya kaya ganyan). Accidentally nabasag ko ang lamp ng aking mahal na ina. At ang tanging saksi ay si Yoshke.
Ako: When they ask you who broke that, you say MIMI (name of our cat). Understand?
Nephew: *nod*
Ako: Yaya forgot to close the door so Mimi entered, sat on the side table and broke the lamp. Understand?
Nephew: *nod*
Ako: Who entered the room?
Nephew:: Mimi!
Ako: Who sat on the side table?
Nephew: Mimi!
Ako: Who broke the lamp?
Nephew: Tito!
Ako: Who broke the lamp?
Nephew: Tito!
Ako: Mimi!
Nephew: Tito!
Naku!!! Kung hindi ko lang kapatid ang mummy mo...
* * *
Habit na ni Victor ang mang-injan. I always find myself being stood up kapag siya ang ka-meet ko kahit nung nasa Grade School pa kami. Kaya one time habang magka-text kami:
Victor: Wag ka na lang pumunta sa bahay. Mas OK na ako na lang pumunta dyan.
Yoshke: Wushoo, tas hindi ka pupunta. At least pag pupunta ako sa bahay mo, wala kang kawala, aryt?
Victor: Wala ako parati sa bahay lately. Meet na lang tayo. McDo or wherever.
Yoshke: Haynaku. Tamo, hindi ka darating. Minsan nga pag magkatext tayo, bigla ka na lang hindi nagrereply.
Ayun. Hindi na siya nagreply.
Alam mo, Victor. Eto na lang ha, sigurado ako na hindi kita makakalimutan batiin sa birthday mo (February 25). Pero, pag ako nakalimutan mo batiin ulit...:
YOUR CAR --- GASOLINE --- MY LIGHTER
Pero susulatan ko muna ng isang malaking COCOY INJANERO sa hood. Get the picture? Good. Some bestfriend I have here.
* * *
"Don't be alarmed, no don't be concerned.
I don't want to change things
leave them just as they were.
I mean nothing's really different
It's me who feel strange.
I'm always lost for words when someone mentions your name.
I know I'll get over this for sure
I'm not the type who dreams there could be more."
--- You Were There, Southern Sons
* * *
Umaga na pala. Papasok na nga ako.
written by yoshke at 07:26 am
 | Posted by yoshke @ 01/07/2006 04:10 PM PST | |
| honga e. ay oo nga pala, andun ka nga pala nung mangyare yun. Sana hindi mo narinig. | ||
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| Posted by asta_rustah @ 01/07/2006 02:52 PM PST | |
| "I think I better get a more decent, non-blasphemous expression." BETTER BE... ngayon na! :) | ||
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| Posted by yoshke @ 01/03/2006 07:34 PM PST | |
| TONET, Ayusin mo kasi muna yung background pic mo. Ang liit liit. ICANG, Hindi niya talaga sasabihin yun. Hindi kasi totoo. Joke lang. Ahihihi | ||
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| Posted by icang @ 01/03/2006 09:18 AM PST | |
| tito! tito! hala ka. turuan daw ba ang bata. ako nga sa pamangkin ko: Icang: call me Tita Ganda, alryt? Niece: NO!!! Icang: *wenk* (walangya kang bata ka) | ||
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| Posted by ilaya @ 01/02/2006 11:07 PM PST | |
| Ganda ng kanta! napakanta ako hahaha. Uy salamat sa pag-ayos ng blog ko!!! | ||
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| Posted by klara @ 01/02/2006 07:06 PM PST | |
| oist, ayan nag comment na ko. uy, maganda yung Bi Couple Productions, i swear! and ang cute ng pangalan ng pusa nyo, mimi. pero i prefer dogs. haha. | ||
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